shyness is nice

thepensivebrony: “you shouldn’t be depressed, people have it worse than you” finally, after years...

Wed, 22 May 2013 09:08:20 -0600

“you shouldn’t be depressed, people have it worse than you”

finally, after years of searching, the person with the worst life ever is found. formally, they are granted permission to be sad. but only them. only they have earned it. no sads for anyone else at all ever

the-sofa: asktheravenclan: 64memories: I HAVE BEEN WAITING...

Wed, 22 May 2013 00:06:15 -0600

the-sofa:

asktheravenclan:

64memories:

I HAVE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS TO BE GIFFED MY ENTIRE LIFE

((Stupid question coming from an American, but why don’t the robbers just run?))

(( Because that would be rude.))

Photo

Tue, 21 May 2013 23:23:57 -0600

Photo

Tue, 21 May 2013 14:41:45 -0600

pizzaforpresident: jaclcfrost: avatargrimes: jaclcfrost: chiptunehero: jaclcfrost: no one ever...

Tue, 21 May 2013 13:20:12 -0600

pizzaforpresident:

jaclcfrost:

avatargrimes:

jaclcfrost:

chiptunehero:

jaclcfrost:

no one ever talks about peter pan’s brother

peter pot

peter pot
the only boy who was higher than peter pan

and this is probably why no one talks about him

peter pot is so high, he neverlands.

and it’s definitely not because of any faith or trust or pixie dust

why would peter pan’s brother have the same first name and a different surname

tyleroakley: Somebody created this. Somebody made this happen.

Tue, 21 May 2013 12:33:26 -0600

tyleroakley:

Somebody created this. Somebody made this happen.

fishingboatproceeds: edwardspoonhands: ka-blamo: Is benedict...

Tue, 21 May 2013 11:30:39 -0600

fishingboatproceeds:

edwardspoonhands:

ka-blamo:

Is benedict cumberbatch unintentionally doing the vlog brothers sign here?

What is happening…where is this from…people don’t just UNINTENTIONALLY do the Nerdfighter sign…either he was told to do this or…or…

OR HE IS A NERDFIGHTER, HANK. (Source.)

fishingboatproceeds: hermionejg: @VeronicaRoth:...

Sun, 19 May 2013 01:03:15 -0600

fishingboatproceeds:

hermionejg:

@VeronicaRoth: @realjohngreen Oh no! You left your Gus & Hazel in Chicago!

!!!

Three wonderful people. (Ansel is so tall! Veronica is, like, my height.)

johndarnielle: To the left of Nick Cave’s left foot, at the lip...

Thu, 16 May 2013 22:25:45 -0600

johndarnielle:

To the left of Nick Cave’s left foot, at the lip of the stage, looking up in reverent, fevered wonder, right cheekbone partially obscured by a power supply: it’s John Darnielle, 16 years old, loving his life for at least the next 35 minutes and probably until at least 2 a.m.

whedonesque: Joss Whedon’s profile at Whedonesque.com (x)

Thu, 16 May 2013 16:41:36 -0600

whedonesque:

Joss Whedon’s profile at Whedonesque.com (x)

say my name/cry me a river (mashup) | the neighbourhood | bbc...

Thu, 16 May 2013 00:10:35 -0600

say my name/cry me a river (mashup) | the neighbourhood | bbc radio 1 live lounge late

fishingboatproceeds: code-red-arthur: festusthehappydragon: darkstoriesofthenorth: for-one-shinin...

Wed, 15 May 2013 12:39:00 -0600

fishingboatproceeds:

code-red-arthur:

festusthehappydragon:

darkstoriesofthenorth:

for-one-shining-moment:

subliminal-mind-duck:

John Green’s car breaks down

The Fault in Our Cars

John Green gets locked in a pub

The Fault in Our Bars

John Green writes a strongly worded pamphlet on the flaws of the Russian Monarchy

The Fault in Our Czars

John Green talks about un-scary dinosuars

The Fault in Our Rawrs

John Green writes about the flaws of Disney villains.

The Fault in Jafar.

I can play this game, too, tumblr!

John Green writes a novel about the character defects of Metallica’s drummer.

The Fault in Our Lars.

John Green tries to play golf

The Fault in Our Pars

wnycradiolab: stufftoblowyourmind: Excellent anatomical...

Wed, 15 May 2013 12:38:00 -0600

wnycradiolab:

stufftoblowyourmind:

Excellent anatomical quilling art by Sarah Yakawonis.

Love this kind of stuff.

Catching up on hayleyghoover videos is helping me feel a little better about humanity.

Wed, 15 May 2013 03:22:00 -0600

Catching up on hayleyghoover videos is helping me feel a little better about humanity.

Angelina Jolie Undergoes Mastectomy To Avoid Breast Cancer; Losers Mourn Her Boobs, Send Brad Pitt Condolences

Wed, 15 May 2013 02:28:40 -0600

Angelina Jolie Undergoes Mastectomy To Avoid Breast Cancer; Losers Mourn Her Boobs, Send Brad Pitt Condolences:

itsvondell:

lexcanroar:

publicshaming:

In a piece for the New York Times, Angelina Jolie revealed she underwent a preventative double mastectomy. I’m not going to summarize it here because you should hear it coming from her. If you haven’t yet read it, you really should read it right now here.

Angelina Jolie shared a personal story in hopes of raising awareness on a number of issues, from the surgery itself to the affordability of the gene test…

…wait. what’s that coming just over those hills? Why, it’s the sexists and misogynists! Because you see WOMEN’S HEALTH is not about the WOMAN, people! It’s about the poor menz who are now ‘stuck’ with their (as in ownership of, don’t your forget it!) woman!

(Throw in a dash of racism with your misogyny? Hell, why not!)

Everyone couldn’t be the first to think of “poor Brad Pitt” like Josh above, but man did the tweets thinking of “poor Brad Pitt” keep coming…

…and coming…

…and coming.

“He lost *his* ‘tittays’.” Poor Brad Pitt lost something he apparently owned, Angelina Jolie’s breasts themselves! And, yes, people (i.e. virgins) mourned her boobs themselves as if Angelina Jolie was some sort of villain who had some diabolical reason behind doing this.

“I bet he wished he stayed with Jen now.” Oh, boy. You mean to tell me some losers used lower her risk for breast cancer as a way to attack Angelina Jolie over Jennifer Aniston?, you ask. No, I mean to tell you that MANY losers used lowering her risk for breast cancer as a way to attack Angelina Jolie over Jennifer Aniston. (And if you assumed there would be “karma” tweets, you assumed correctly!)

Here’s a slew of folks who think Angelina Jolie removed her breasts because she’s an “attention whore”! Because nothing says good publicity in Hollywood like already being a sex icon and then going ahead and having your breasts removed…

If none of the winners above quite did it for you, here’s a mish-mash of really smart people. Just replace “smart” with “dumb, thank you…

Yeah, Angelina. I can’t believe you didn’t even TAKE THE RISK OF CANCER just so Brad Pitt can enjoy your (which he owns, don’t forget) boobs while having sex. Because, don’t forget girls, you’re just sexual play toys for men and nothing more!

Too bad you got the story completely wrong. I call you a douchebag.

Yes, because without breasts, there are absolutely no good reasons whatsoever for a guy to stay with their significant other…

Yup. You hear that, ladies? Without your boobs / bewbz / tits / tittys / rack / fun bags / whatever other dumb terms these fine people use for a woman’s breasts…you are apparently pointless.

Except, you’re not. Screw these haters who’ve probably never seen a bare breast in their life. And good for you, Angelina. It’s your life and your body, no one else’s.

and the tweets in this post are just the tip of the iceberg. ugh

i keep wanting to say that i can’t believe it but the reason i’m so angry is the extent to which i can believe it

rosalarian: Angelina Jolie had a double mastectomy, in case you...

Wed, 15 May 2013 02:01:27 -0600

rosalarian:

Angelina Jolie had a double mastectomy, in case you hadn’t heard. How dare she remove those ticking time bombs from her chest, amiright? Like, hasn’t she learned by now that her body is public domain and we all get to vote on what she does with it? Sheesh, how selfish can ya get.

“We did a screen test and so, they brought in cameras, and then...

Wed, 15 May 2013 01:42:06 -0600

“We did a screen test and so, they brought in cameras, and then there were four Jims and four Pams, and we got mix-and-matched. Every time I was matched with John, it was so easy and it just was so natural. On the second day, of auditions he leaned over to me and he said, ‘You’re my favorite Pam.’ And I said, ‘You’re my favorite Jim! Oh my gosh! I hope we both get it!’ So, when they called me and said that I got the role, I said, ‘Who’s Jim? Please say John Krasinski.’ They said, ‘Yes, it’s John Krasinski.’ And I knew. I started to cry and I knew that the two of us together… I couldn’t be Pam without him. He’s my Jim. He just is.”

valerie2776: katiefab: ¡QUESADILLACON IS QUESADILLA-ON! THE...

Wed, 15 May 2013 01:31:02 -0600

valerie2776:

katiefab:

¡QUESADILLACON IS QUESADILLA-ON!

THE BEST THING IN THE WORLD IS BACK, YOU GUYS.

For the past couple years, my friends and I have hosted this thing called QuesadillaCon. Don’t know what that means? QuesadillaCon is where everyone slaps together their quesadillas, tosses them on a plate, and digs in. Here’s the catch though - ALL DAY, we’ll be tweeting about our cheesy concoctions.

All day on June 21st, we will be celebrating the THIRD incarnation of QuesadillaCon.So grab your cheese and your skillet, friends, because it’s nearly time to whip up some gooey goodness.

RSVP to the Facebook event here, and pass it on to your friends! The more the merrier~*~*~

INTERNET FOOD

#TRESADILLACON

if you have not yet experienced the glory that is quesadillacon you are missing OUT and PLEASE JOIN US

this is my favorite thing we do

youngstero: I’m gonna walk away from rapidly moving wildfire and then have a room full of people...

Wed, 15 May 2013 01:08:03 -0600

youngstero:

I’m gonna walk away from rapidly moving wildfire and then have a room full of people yell at and ridicule me for it so I know how angelina jolie feels right now

blua: Sigur Ros concert in the mountains photographed by Taylor...

Tue, 14 May 2013 23:13:46 -0600

blua:

Sigur Ros concert in the mountains photographed by Taylor Echo